Category Archives: Dumbass of the Day
Woman uses TurboTax to falsely claim $2.1 million tax refund
An Oregon woman faces eight felony charges after filing a $3 million tax return and getting a $2.1 million tax refund. Some of those charges include tax evasion, theft, computer … Continue reading
Car burglar falls asleep while trying to steal car
Police in Post Falls, Idaho say 33-year-old Jason D. Hill was arrested during the wee hours of the morning after he was caught napping inside one of the vehicles he … Continue reading
Wife runs over husband with SUV over voting choice
A woman in Wisconsin has proved that voting can be dangerous. That is, if you don’t vote for the candidate she wants. When Amanda Radle found out her husband was … Continue reading
Don’t call police if your iPhone isn’t working
You’ve heard of those stupid people who call 911 for stupid things, right? Michael Skopec got inducted into the Dumbass 911 Callers Hall of Fame! He called the cops five … Continue reading
Don’t use funerals as a chance to rob people
You’ve heard of wedding crashers, but have you ever heard of funeral crashers? Tyler Austin Chase and Corey James Arendt didn’t exactly crash funerals, but it was pretty close. The … Continue reading
Your iPod is too loud. I’m going to choke you
This guy got 180 days in jail because he couldn’t take any more of his roommate’s friend’s music.
Don’t tie bags of drugs to your penis
We’ve heard of unusual hiding spots for drugs, but Ray Woods put his package of drugs on…well, his package. Woods tied 89 bags of heroin and cocaine to a large … Continue reading
Don’t leave your wallet at the crime scene
Albuquerque, NM – Getting robbed really sucks. So it`s no surprise Alan McClelland was really pissed off after he came home from a hike to find out his car was … Continue reading
Woman calls 9-1-1 over bad burger
Donna Nichols didn’t have such a good burger. In fact, it was so bad she felt the need to call police. She didn’t call once, but twice. In her defense, … Continue reading
Woman tries to hide urine bottle in her vagina for drug test
Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got ourselves another winner out of Dade City, Fla. Mischelle Salzgeber needed to pass a drug test, so she decided to use someone else’s pee. But … Continue reading
Please don’t throw bags of your vomit
A drunk woman found at a bus stop in Mesa, Ariz., was taken to the hospital by firefighters. Once there, she performed a triple-threat combination of puking, throwing and getting … Continue reading
Don’t go looking for a job in your birthday suit
It wasn’t a lack of smile that didn’t land 36-year-old Jose Ayala a job. It was his lack of clothes. Ayala was arrested after he showed up to a Sacramento, … Continue reading
