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Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got ourselves another winner out of Dade City, Fla.
Mischelle Salzgeber needed to pass a drug test, so she decided to use someone else’s pee. But where, oh where, could she hide some piss without getting caught? In her vagina, of course!
Salzgeber used her Pikachu to hide a bottle filled with pee inside. She got caught all thanks to a full-body scan officials did of her before the test. The x-rays showed a bottle that was stored inside her lady part.
After she was busted, she also failed that drug test. That’s how she became our Dumbass of the Day!