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Dude tries out for Denver Broncos cheerleaders

Football and cheerleaders were made for each other.

Be honest, men just want to see the bouncing boobs and high kicks. It’s all about the sideline eye candy. The more bounce, the better.

Sacha Heppell, who tried out for the Broncos Cheerleading squad says, “I’m gonna try out to be the first male Broncos cheerleader ever. It’s huge, I’m excited.”

Say what?

That isn’t the kind of bouncing we’re talking about.

Heppell tried out for the Denver Cheerleading squad and is on a path to ruining the art of pro football cheers for all of us. Not to mention Dixon Hernandez, who’s trying out for the Texans.

This isn’t high school or college, this is the freakin’ NFL.

Of course the ladies out there might get excited, but football isn’t about the ladies. If you want to see men in tights, y’all have ice skating.

Any “so-called man” in a cheerleader uniform, is one less pair of tatas we get to watch bounce, and think of the poor girls having to give up a spot to this guy.

As for Heppell, he didn’t make the squad, phewwww, um, I mean, awwww.

Final results for the Texans cheerleaders will be out May 1. Cross your fingers, guys.


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