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Ashley Madison puts $1 million bounty on Tebow’s virginity

Do you want to be a million dollars richer?

All you gotta do is prove that you’ve seen Tim Tebow’s first ever ‘O’ face.

Bet you didn’t see that one coming — no pun intended — well, actually — pun intended!

Cheating hookup website ashleymadison.com has put out a million dollar bounty for anyone who can prove they’ve had sex with New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow.

Tebow is a devout Christian, obviously you have to know that by now, and says he’s waiting for marriage to have sex.

The website’s founder and CEO Noel Biderman said, “Sports and sex (and of course, infidelity) go hand in hand.”

Biderman continues, “I guarantee that no man of Tim Tebow’s stature could survive a season in New York without succumbing to the temptations of the city.”

In order to qualify for the million there’s a couple things you can do to confirm you’ve t-boned him.

The website will accept photos, video, DNA or maybe even a sworn affidavit from the woman’s mother.

A sworn affidavit from the mother, really?

By the way the offer is good through Tebow’s first season with the Jets.

We’re betting his gonna keep his ding dong to himself.

But, he better be careful while changing in the locker room, he does have a pretty ‘stiff’ bounty on his purple headed yogurt slinger.

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This entry was posted on April 26, 2012 by in NewsFix Now.
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