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Hooker relieves guy of $500K in diamonds

Hey, seems Secret Service agents aren’t the only ones getting down and dirty with high-priced hookers, and then paying for it later. Really paying for it.

Kurt Kaiser, a 47-year-old gem trader in New York says he got screwed, his words, not ours, after he met Erika Cooper, 34, in the Whiskey Park bar on Central Park South on April 17, and then took her to the swank Cosmopolitan Hotel in TriBeCa where he hoped for a happy ending to a day that saw a no-sale on about $500,000 in uncut diamonds.

The hapless gem-trader says they first stopped at a CVS drug store where she used his credit card to buy a $500 gift certificate and condoms. That’s when he realized she was a working girl working him. But by then he didn’t care.

He says that even though she drugged his drinks, he had enough in him to field test one rubber before passing out.

Yeah, like he’s gonna admit not getting screwed while getting screwed? Jeeze. Leave the guy some dignity.

Anyway, next thing he knows, he wakes up alone, missing his jewels, along with certification documents, his passport, and his watch.

Gotham cops think a hotel surveillance picture shows the happy hooker carrying off his stones in his own bag.

He says he won’t press charges if she’ll just drop his rocks off at the local cop shop.

Any takers on the likelihood of that happening?

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This entry was posted on May 2, 2012 by in NewsFix Now.
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