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Man claims government sent him back in time

How awesome would that be if you could really time travel?

Apparently some nut claims that by the time he was 7 he was part of a government program that worked on teleportation and time travel.

Andrew Basiago said he personally experienced eight different types of time travel.

“The last one I encountered in Pegasus was called a plasma confinement chamber… it was like a gaseous cloudy looking material,” claims Basiago.

Dude, are you sure you weren’t tripping on acid?!

“We would begin falling and worm hole into a past event.”

Come on man that sounds exactly like ‘Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.’ He’s clearly in denial and needs to teleport his butt to an insane asylum.

But apparently Basiago has proof.

“Well where did they send me? They sent me to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania on November 19, 1863… Here I am here…and Abraham Lincoln is over my right shoulder here.”

Still not buying it dude! That could be a picture of any young kid.

Various well acclaimed scientists have tested and proven that there is no physical way to transport humans back in time or to the future.

Dr. Chris Monroe who’s an Atomic Physicist at the University of Maryland said,”So if we were to teleport a human body from one place to another which I will say for the record is impossible. It would take almost the age of the universe even longer to teleport the amount of information that’s encoded in a human body.”

So Basiago, we are gonna go ahead and call bull on your claim to have time traveled.

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