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Man claims motorcycle gave him 20-month erection

We know, boys can get all worked up over their toys. A California man, however, is really making a point of how dangerous those boy-toys can be!

Henry Wolf is suing BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker, for making his life so much harder… literally. Wolf says a four-hour ride on his BMW bike, and that “ridge-like seat,” has given him a 20-month erection! Yes, month!

What is it they say about that four-hour-power? Oh right, seek immediate medical help for an erection lasting longer than four hours!

Wolf’s asking BMW and seat-maker, Corbin-Pacific, to compensate his lost wages. It’s not like you can go to work with your soldier standing at attention” Wonder if his lawyers will present any evidence during the trial?

Worst case scenario, Henry becomes a lone wolf and has to tell the ladies he’s the first to have the ’93 model bike with a stick shift!

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This entry was posted on May 5, 2012 by in NewsFix Now.
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