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Man swallows evidence after hang-gliding accident

This story has a crappy ending.

As a gift from her boyfriend, Lenami Godinez-Avila, 27, went hang-gliding in Western Canada. In a tragic turn of events, she fell hundreds of feet to her death. But, the story doesn’t end there.

The whole thing is on video, and investigators need it to determine why and how Lemani fell out. There’s just one problem. The instructor, William Jonathan Orders, swallowed the memory card.

Sounds like someone might be guilty.

He’s behind bars, charged with obstruction of justice. Now, cops are waiting for Orders to poop out the card.

Drop the kids off at the pool.

Make some mud bunnies.

Lay a brick.

Drop it like it’s hot.

Okay, you get it.

Cpl. Tammy Hollingsworth with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police Department said, “There has been a series of x-rays taken. We have confirmed, so we’re kind of in the waiting process here.”

Talk about being down in the dumps.

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This entry was posted on May 5, 2012 by in NewsFix Now.
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