Experience News in a New Way
Hey guys listen up. If you’re cheating on your wife, you are more likely to suffer a heart attack. Duh?!
Adultery is bad for the heart according to researchers from the University of Florence in Italy.
The study shows that men who cheat on their wives put their cardiac health at risk. When a man engages in sex with someone other than his wife, sudden coital death is more common.
Damn. Hell of a way to die. Just when you’re coming, you’re going.
Oh and guys, if you’re having an affair with a younger woman, well your odds of having a heart attack just increased.
Here’s another duh moment; researchers couldn’t give a precise reason for it but suggest it may be from a guilty conscious and stress of keeping an affair a secret.
We can see the Viagra commercial now saying, “Remember to ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough for extra-marital sex.”
Hope Bill Clinton is aware of this. Looks like he recently had some fun with a couple of porn stars. He posed with them at a gala in Monaco, which conveniently Hillary wasn’t at.
So, if we hear Clinton is in the hospital after suffering a heart attack, wonder if we’ll have to listen to this again…”I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”