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Ever had a hankering to eat some guy’s, you know, stuff? His, uh, you know, genitals.
No really. We’re talking real junk food here.
The online site Calorie Lab tells about twenty-something Japanese artist Mao Sugiyama, a self-described asexual that had his things surgically removed after his 22nd birthday, and put on ice.
We’re not talking a snip or two. We’re talking about everything from nuts to bolts.
Then he tweeted an invitation to cook them and serve them to anyone willing to pay $1,250 for his delicacies.
‘[Please Retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen. I’m Japanese. The organs were surgically removed at age 22. I was tested to be free of venereal diseases. The organs were of normal function. I was not receiving female hormone treatment. The length at full erection was 16.1 cm [6.3 inches]. First interested buyer will get them, or I will also consider selling to a group. Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location. If you have questions, please contact me by DM or e-mail.’
He got five takers, and the rest had to eat parts of dead cows and crocodiles. They also had to sign a waiver releasing Sugiyama and the event organizers from any liability.
Sugiyama dressed up as a chef and prepared his own meat dish, consisting of sliced penis shaft, sliced testicle, and scrotal skin with a little pubic hair for effect. Sugiyama plated his goodies with button mushrooms and Italian parsley.
All we can to this is ‘boney appetite.’