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Man shot while eating victim

Two men in Miami were fighting on a highway off-ramp when — some way, somehow — the suspect ended up naked and began chewing the victims face off.

A police officer showed up and ordered the man to, you know, stop being a cannibal. When that didn’t work the officer shot the guy once, but even that couldn’t stop him from chowing down.

Doesn’t the officer know you have to shoot zombies in the head to kill them?

The cop fired at least half dozen bullets, finally killing the undead dude. The victim is fighting for his life.

Maybe there’s a need for that zombie apocalypse survival kit after all.

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This entry was posted on May 29, 2012 by in NewsFix Now.
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